Friday, 6 March 2009

Salesmen Vs Engineers (Part 2 of 3)

Here's the second instalment of the salespeople and engineers story.

SALES STAFF AND ENGINEERS

The second...


A group of engineers and a group of sales people take a train to a conference. Each salesperson holds a ticket. But the entire group of engineers had bought only a single ticket. The sales people are just shaking their heads and are secretly pleased that the arrogant engineers will finally get what they deserve.

Suddenly one of the engineers calls out, “The conductor is coming!”. At once, all the engineers jump up and squeeze into one of the toilets. The conductor checks the tickets of the sales people. When he notices that the toilet is occupied, he knocks on the door and says, “Ticket, please!”. One of the engineers slides the ticket under the door and the conductor continues merrily on his round.

For the return trip, the sales people decide to use the same trick. They buy only one ticket for the entire group but they are baffled when they realize that the engineers didn’t buy any tickets at all.

After a while, one of the engineers announces again, “The conductor is coming!” Immediately all the sales people race into a toilet and lock themselves in. All the engineers leisurely walk to the other toilet. Before the last engineer enters the toilet, he knocks on the toilet occupied by the sales people and says, “Ticket please!”

And the moral of the story?

Sales people like to use the method of the engineers, but they don’t really understand them.

3 comments:

hAanitha said...

eheheheheheheeehehe...tk ble nk komen...tu sebab tk jdk salesman..
jaga finance udah ler..facts n figures rocks!!!

HLiza said...

Woooo..mengutuk salespeople ye.

Oldstock said...

Hliza,

Hehehe... jgn mare ye. Saja nak bagi you semangat ni.

There's a third part to this story, coming soon.