Thursday, 20 September 2012

Interlude

It has been a while since we had an interlude...

Two men at the Pearly Gates

Two men waiting at the Pearly Gates strike up a conversation.

"How'd you die?" the first man asks the second.

"I froze to death," says the second.

"That's awful," says the first man. "How does it feel to freeze to death?"

"It's very uncomfortable at first," says the second man. "You get the shakes, and you get pains in all your fingers and toes. But eventually, it's a very calm way to go. You get numb and you kind of drift off, as if you're sleeping. How about you, how did you die?"

"I had a heart attack," says the first man. "You see, I knew my wife was cheating on me, so one day I showed up at home unexpectedly. I ran up to the bedroom, and found her alone, knitting. I rushed down to the basement, but no one was hiding there. I ran up to the second floor, but found no one there either. I went as fast as I could to the attic, and just as I got there, I had a massive heart attack and died."

The second man shakes his head. "That's so ironic," he says.

"What do you mean?" asks the first man.

"If you had only stopped to look in the freezer, we'd both be still alive."

Moral of the story : You don't want to die of a heart attack in your own house, so keep fit.

8 comments:

Jehan Bakar said...

Hahahaha....

Will read this aloud to Koka!

Amelia said...

Hi Oldstock, thanks for sharing the joke. hahahaha

I like the moral of the story. Excellent! Have a nice weekend.

Oldstock said...

Ahan,

I hope Koka had a good laugh... but tell him this is nothing personal ya... hehe..

Nice to see the man recovering well.

Oldstock said...

Hi Amelia,

Glad that you like it. You have a good weekend too :-)

book seller said...

haha... yupp!.. keep fit!.. :)
Terima kasih berkongsi.. :)

DrSam said...

ha..ha..ha..moral of the story, a freezer is not a good place to hide.

Oldstock said...

Book seller,

The keep fit advice is for myself, haha..

Oldstock said...

Doc,

Yes, that too :-)